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That one time that you feel something crawling on your leg but it’s just your shoe lace. Or it’s a spider...
Josh: I feel something on my leg...
James: it’s just your shoe lace.
Josh: J-James.. there’s a spider... a big one.. on your leg...
James: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Remember to check your leg if you feel something!
Used when you are just playing. This can be said after telling a friend a joke or when messing around with someone.
You can also use:
-Fondling in your ass
-Twiddling in your ass
This is not meant to be taken literally.
Me: I took a pregnancy test this morning.... it was positive.
You:.....
Me: I'm just playing in your ass.
A versatile term that can mean homosexual intercourse or to fight someone depending on how it's used.
Come over to my place, I'll stretch your fence ;)
OR
Yo don't make me stretch your fence
When you want someone to take everything out of there pockets and the pocket itself.
The cop asked dequan to unturn your pockets to see if he had any weapons or drugs.
Man... I hate to say it, but if you look up 'Overstaying your Welcome' in modern dictionaries, it's a picture of LEGO Batman.
person who wants to eat your cat #emo
cat eater: I'll eat your cat
Me: omg noooo anyways scaramouche is so freaking hot right?
cat eater: YASSS GIRL SLAYYYY *eats cat*
You are an amazing piece of trash but you are beautiful:)
If your name is Emily you are not trash you are an amazing piece of trash