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What you say after something unexpecting happens or trying to be funny when you're not at all you worthless sack of shit.
Car:*runs over bowl of spaghetti*
Guy:"o shit"
To be told to shut up or stop talking about something; to be informed that ones opinion in something is not good.
“I hope Jose asks me out this weekend.”
“Jose? He’s gay, didn’t you know?”
“Sweetie, put that shit in the bag.”
the type of haircut that most asians have
me: hey look at that guy with a shit haircut!
A poop that is finished in under a minute. One good squeeze and she’s out.
Hugh: We don’t have time for you to take a dump, we’ll be late for badminton.
Frankfort: Chill...it will be a lickety shit.
A funny thing to search which would be funny with the sorry message that now u can't do lol
(Sorry for my crude attempt at the face it's 3am and I'm tired af)
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"Sorry! We couldn't find: no shit Nigga!"
when you can feel a shit coming and you know you'll need to go take a dump in a couple hours from the present moment of realisation that the shits on.
dave:whu-tuh-fuh jooz doing rick your dancing about like a tard.
rick: shits-on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when one takes a shit so large, its size is comparable to that of a newborn son
Me: Shit son.
You: Holy shit, you've shat a shit as large as a newborn son
Shit: is hella big