Refers to masturbating. Phrase coined by B Fudd on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show a Tampa FL based radio show.
When your feeling gummed up, take your badguy around the corner.
Last night while watching porn I took my badguy around the corner.
verb/phrase
1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.
2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.
3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."
As you're driving past a pretty girl: "Hey uh, I put my cheese in your fridge." Then proceed to drive away, while your friends and coworkers in the car stare in awe at the sheer audacity (both meanings) in which you behaved.
The automatic come back to anybody asking any question any time of day.. this can be fallowed by the appropriate sentence, WHY ARE YOU WORRYING, and also, "Its so cute when you worry" which is said at a baby like cute like voice. and the first 2 are said at a lower level of a question of cuteness
What the hell are you doing?
YOUR WORRYING
seriously what are you doing?
Why are you worrying?
shut up
Ahhhh..its so cute when you worry!
Slapping ones john is a term dirived from lower Manhattan. The art of nonchalantly and gently kissing a strangers penis or if you prefer. His shiny helmet.
Hey bro, do you mind me slapping your john?
When you’re gonna check ya girl’s phone and she either snatches it or begs to get it back, this is what to say.
Her: Please give me back my phone!
Him: Got FBI files on your phone?
Formerly known as the most mysterious song on the internet, subways of your mind is a song recorded by german rock band Fex. The first attempt to identify the song happened in 2007. The song was recorded from a radio broadcast in 1984, with the master tape for this version still being lost as of now. Despite this, several versions of the song have surfaced following the identification of the song and band.
A demo from 1983
A rehearsal from 1984
The final mix of the song (this was the one broadcast on the radio, the official release is sourced from a copy that the keyboard player had)
A live performance from 1985
An acoustic performance in 2024 (notably broadcast on the same station the song was first recorded from)
Paranoid anyway,
in the subways of your mind