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After anal sex, when you go pee and poo comes out your pecker first.
Dick shit:
An Insult towards a person you hate and a combo with Dick and Shit.
Me: Have you seen that girl?
Friend: Who?
Me: Dick shit.
Friend: ohh.
when life just keeps giving you more and more shit, piled on top of each other.
When you have to give a eulogy for the passing of your loved one the following day, and you drop a dumbbell weight on your toe and shatter it having to go to the hospital and need surgury. THAT's a shit parfait.
An expression used by Jim’s, to tell people to get fucked, or in reference to their ideas and how idiotic they sound.
Jim-“you tell that guy to go dip his knuckles in shit!”
A Shit letter is when you shit in some mail and send it to somebody.
I sent a shit letter to my friend after he made fun of me
Situations that seem so ridiculous, they would fit right into 2020.
A: Did you hear? A real sharknado appeared in Haiti!
B: Yeah, thats some 2020 shit.
“Why y’all never let people publish shit?”
stop being stingy.