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to not know anything about anything
to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing
Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
Turning up in overwatch and absolutely popping off for the boys
*Jasper getting a quadruple kill*
“I am shitting my pants right now, I AM SHITTING MY PANTS!!”
That is why you're doing it.
Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."
When you lose a verbal fight with your significant other and you decide to act all cute like a baby to make he/she forgive you.
Man, she’s back on her baby shit, look at those puppy dog eyes
Andrew: I need to go pee.
Rachel: I just took a brick of a shit in the bathroom.
Andrew: Oh, I’ll just go pee outside then.
Qhenever you fart and can feel the slight presence of an incoming shit storm. (literally)
"I gotta go I just felt a shit whisper"