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Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.
That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!
Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!
The hottest thing Dream says to his boyfriend Georgenotfound. "your such an idiot" Aka means "I wanna bang you against the wall you British fuck"
George: *does something unwordly*
Dream "your such an idiot" (your so hot)
a term of endearment used between best friends who may be in love
Best friend one : think about this dick fucko
Best friend two : your such an idiot
interjection indicates a strong feeling of distrust towards the other party's responses or claims. Used to call bullshit on someone's claims.
Ryan: I'm not touching or moving anything on your desk.
Ebi: GHOSTS OF YOUR PATERNAL AUNT! I just saw you grab a box of matches. Put it back!
Steal your fries means to have a full makeout session with someone
Brianna: Boy you will not believe this, I plan to steal your fries
Referring to someone with large or veiny (or both) hands
Usually a form of flirting
Isla: I like your necklace ;) would you mind if I tried it on?
Derek: what?
Isla:choke me.
On the 20th of April, No matter what, you must show everyone your phone background.
Yeah.
Bobby: Look at my phone's background, it's that National Show Your Phone Background day
Billy: Yo it better not be that hentai one again!
Bobby: shit fam gotta blast frick