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Normally caused by A drink that is used to kill zombies in COD WAW but can also be used as an anal cleanser. Manufacturer is not responsible for nuked restrooms. therefore PHD flopper is prohibited by casual consumption
Joe: "where's jenny?"
Alex: "she took a swig of PHD flopper which contains prunes, ate some haribo sugar free gummy bears and has been in the hospital ever since"
Joe: "what happened, wait isn't she allergic to prunes?"
Alex: "I heard a fart, then an explosion. I think she might've blown her ass apart. she did say she had to take a nuclear shit"
Joe: "Oh my god!"
(Alex takes a swig of PHD)
Joe: "you didn't just drink that!"
Alex: (stomach gurgles) "Must've been the drink i had" (runs into restroom)
Joe: "MOTHER OF G0-"
(house explodes)
When you are on the toilet taking a fat poop and your entire body except for your anus becomes extremely weak, the poop coming out of your anus is absorbing the muscles of your body because you keep pushing it out so hard, and then after taking a dominant shit, you are left there for like 6 minutes with a weakened body just questioning wtf happened.
guy 1: "I'm pooping"
guy 2: "Good for you I guess"
guy 1: "Fuck im taking a dominant shit"
guy 2: "Dude call 911!"
Forcefully pushing out a ripper of a fart resulting in accidental wet, anal leakage
Beadle was surprised to find his pants filled with Shit Snot after farting by the office photocopier
A girl/guy who you work with and doesn't do any work but insists that they are the best thing since sliced-bread and isn't. Then come time to present the work, they take one look at it and then they bitch about how they did all the work, then call you out on a petty mistake and make you look like a shithead.
That stupid girl in our office is such a Shit-disturber she ruined that proposal presentation.
Adam Lewis is paying people to drive up and down his driveway to piss off the neighbors...he's such a shit disturber.
A bird that likes to eat from its own or other birds own shit.
Eww, look at that shit eater bird eating bird shit.