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Mount Everett Regional High School

After already winning an award for whitest school in existence, Mount Everett also takes first place for home to the biggest pussies in Massachusetts. Careful, you might find kids at your feet begging for nic. The building is kind of cute in a lesbian cottage-core way though. Don’t even mention the condition of the track…

Friend 1: “Hey do you go to Mount Everett Regional High School?”
Friend 2: “ Fuck no dude, I’m not a virgin. But I did sell one of the freshman a dispo for $35”

by virginphobic November 26, 2021


Saint John Paul the Second High School

A school in Hyannis, Massachusetts that is full of either bisexual/art/drama/musical kids, jocks that play hockey or football, or just chill people that were forced to go there. they also have a terrible reputation of being preppy and rich but the school literally looks and is shit.

"what school do you go to?"

"I go to Saint John Paul the Second High School"

*breathes*

by dvproductions64@gmail.com February 10, 2020


Arch Bishop Ryan High School

Arch Bishop Ryan High School is a school filled to the brim with whores and faggots men like to give each other blow jobs in the bathroom. Kinda gay ngl don’t go to this school unless your gay

Ethan ate all of the dick in Arch Bishop Ryan High School he also ate all the food

by Ethan Large September 8, 2021


summitvue middle school

The hell of all hell. If you are going here expect the worst. I have seen people fucking in the bathroom (not in a stall). People huddling up in the back of the library to have cumming sessions. It only gets worse. The sixth graders are always annoying as hell and are hella short. Most teachers suck ass and you get in trouble for the dumbest shit. Over all, go to a new school.

I want to kill myself after going to summitvue middle school

by Summitvuesucksass November 17, 2022


Pueblo County High School

A school that has people and some of those people can be weird.

Pueblo County High School sucks.

by Smart Human 🫥🥱 November 16, 2022


National don't go to schools

You can get to schools at all

Hay I don't have to worry about going to school today because it's national don't go to schools

by Blake Houston December 13, 2020


Victory Christian School

A school dedicated for the education of Christian values. They center their education around the bible; the staff's mild sexism, covert racism, and blatant homophobic attitudes will truly make you feel right at home.
And even though the school is in a poor area, I can't think of a single time that there has been any outreach to struggling families. In fact, they dedicate most of their money to contribute to the impressive church, and haven't bothered to update any of the student facilities since 1994.

And they tried to cover up a girl getting raped by a janitor.

"I love how the bathrooms smell at Victory Christian School, and I've always felt respected by their staff."
"Haha, wait, are you being serious?"

by Iwassuicidalbeforeitwasironic February 2, 2019