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When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.
Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster
This song is an absolute masterpiece made by 21 Savage and produced by Metro Boomin. It tells the tale of the infamous sex haver Jack Cobb fucking females in the movies. It was an instant classic and should be treated as such.
Pop ur shit is the greatest song ever because it speaks of the man called Sex (Jack Cobb) himself.
An extremely bad, disgusting smell that transcends the fetid odour of mere feces.
‘A septic tank drove past today, smelt like a shit has had a shit!’
Weed that is so good it feels like magic.
Stoner #1: Man, this stuff hits.
Stoner #2: I told ya, bro, it's that crocodile magic shit.
"champagne shit"
-a style of shit.
It’s the shit when you sit and there's a cork of shit and you just have to push threw it in order to pop and after it pops all the shit comes out watery.
I just took the most amazing champagne shit, it’s a celebration.
The one time of the year where you finally expunge your bowels
Finally took my birthday shit