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Simple formula: hourly pay multiplied by how long you can spend in the toilet.
This week I earned £42 in poo money
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A.K.A. shit dick. A poo pickle is the result of ass humping. This is very common with the gay community.
I went down the dirt road and got poo pickle.
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Like a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of wiping the fecal matter on your cock across your partner's upper lip, you wipe it down the from the ear to the chin. Making a poo chin-strap, if you will.
"Hey Mom, sorry to call so late, but these guys are goin to a party -- a poo strap party."
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When you walk into a toilet and are unexpectedly overwhelmed by the smell left by the previous user.
'Oh man, I just got totally poo slapped when I went into that toilet'.
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An incredibly bitchy person with the initals PS.
They usually change their clothes for who they are around
and licks "popular" peoples holes hence the term poo sucker.
Ugh, he's a right wee poo sucker !
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the modern day pederast. an older gentleman (over 50) who pursues and seduces young men (late teens and early 20's) for a sexual relationship.
the older man bragged about his multiple boys he had to his friends. He exclaimed, "I'm, the poo-cock biatch".
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The (very kind) act of carrying someone (usually a close friend) to the toilet when they need to offload a heavy payload.
Often undertaken after one individual has lost a bet to another. For increased humiliation, the winner should demand to be carried on the loser's shoulders.
Not advised that you use this as a wager with you girlfriend, lover or wife.
Guy 1: Dude, I need a honking shat, get over here and give me a poo lift.
Guy 2: Hmph!
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