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'To get hitched for half a monkey' is to do something or to have something done for a bargain (literally taken, it means to get married for just 250 pounds, which is dirt cheap)
What?! Fix your loo for 5 quid? Why do you always want to get hitched for half a monkey?!
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Someone fucker that is half black, half white.
look at that half breed bastard robbing that corner shop!
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When a man pulls out and without moving forward still gets his cum on a woman's face.
If I knew you would be so mad about the half court shot I was have just given you a cream-pie
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Someone who, despite possessing physical characteristics and intellect of a nerd, has nicer personality, better hygeine, fewer enemies, and better grades because of their focus on school instead of the internet, sci-fi fan clubs, the lord of the rings, or matheletes. They rarely have close friends, but are respected by most and tend to be gennerally pleasant.
Bill Gates, Alan Greenspan, Warren Buffet, Albert Einstein, and this one kid in my biology class are all half nerds.
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Usually some annoying spic or black person talking shit to you on Xbox. Then you yell in your mic "WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF HALF NIGGER CUBANO". It will usually piss them off and they will go off on you, which is quite entertaining.
Tyrone: Yo nigga I just raped yo bitch ass.
You: WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF HALF NIGGER CUBANO
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When one accidently sharts in their pants and enters the shower with only the bottom half naked to clean the buttocks.
"I had to take a bottom-half bath today because I sharted so hard."
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Simply put...Jim being an inbred piece of shit.
Jesus Christ, Jim's being a bitch prick and a half.
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