Child

An utterly annoying human that is or should be small and is very young :)

My child is small

Child

Basically, Tommyinnit. What else can I say, He's a young lad.

"Im not a child!" - Tommyinnit

CHILD

Annika Rose Hermelin :)

The Child is dying

Child

A child can exist

"But sir the child in my basement didnt get forced to officer!'

Child

A person below 20 Y/O

"Officer, I didnt know the child was 3!"

child

puntable little shit that nobody likes because all it does is cause chaos

"man i hate that child, it's so annoying!" "bruh tf u mean im a child im 87 years old kid"

cHilD

Child (when used as a funny way) is something you call a Firend or an brother or sister. You can even call your mother a child, it’s not an insult it’s a funny way to use the word child.

Older friend: Hi
Me: Hi child :3
Older friend: this is why you have no friends.
Me: This is why I will murder you :3