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A luscious lady that looks for men to make them jizz.
Jesse’s momma, the jizz serpent, is on the prowl tonight looking for males to suck dry!
This challenge is like destory dick December except u jerk off 5 days a week until Feburary.
Tony: Yo this new challenge Jizzful January got everyone going crazy.
Josh: I can taste colors now
When someone (especially a boy / man) gives you on a night much attention, answers fast and compliments you but ignores you / ghostes you the day after like nothing happened.
Girl: i texted with my crush and he called me sexy that night but ghosted me the day after
Boy: lol. Jizz theory
means on jah but jizz. no not sus, unless u make it sus.
Guzzle this guzzle juice on jizz.
1. when one is eating, usually fast food and spills some of the sauce on their pants and creates a light stain around the crotch making it look like dried jizz
2. a crotch stain cause by food that makes it look like you jizzed on yourself
"dude did you cum on yourself"
"nah man i just ate subway and it ghost jizzed on me"
"shit i got ghost jizz on me"
"i need to do laindry man too much ghost jizz on my jeans"
Connor is shooting blanks so he, and his wife went to a jizz farm to get a bun in the oven.