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ass ride

To lose a large some of money or to have severe misfortune or bad situation/delima. To be taken advantage of or to get screwed over by someone or something.

I took and ass ride in the stock market today.
Oh boy, that son of a bitch is gonna go for an ass ride.
If that hurricane hits here, were gonna go for one hell of an ass ride.
The used car salesman took him for an ass ride.

by Larry bell August 17, 2007

23๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass dander

n. dead and otherwise useless skin, hair, feces, drippings, and/or other human tissue that is routinely sluffed from one's ass.

"The crumb tray on that chair is carrying a full load of ass dander."

by Wendellian February 7, 2006

24๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


pounding ass

A slang term for having sex (straight or gay).

When a male inserts his cock into a girls or a guys ass and fucks it.

I saw Sean pounding ass in the bathroom.

I pounded a girl in the ass last night! It was some on the best sex I ever had!

I caught Dave pounding Sam's ass in the closet.

by The Contributor September 23, 2013

26๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass athiest

Person who does not believe in anal sex.

Dude I tryed fuckin her in the ass but shes an ass athiest

by coppola March 11, 2008

55๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kiss Ass

A kiss-ass, otherwise known as a teacher's pet, brown-noser, or in case of the office, a 'Yes,man/woman', is a person who will constantly suck up to a person in a higher position, hoping to gain attention and/or favor.

They are the ones who are in the office on weekends (usually the only ones there), while everybody else is having fun. Or they are usually the first ones there and the last to leave.

They generally allow themselves to be stepped on, walked over, and shit on, all in the hopes their efforts will be noticed by their superiors.

Brad: Hey, is Jim going to join us at the baseball game?

Tom: Nah. He's too busy pulling an all-nighter at the office

Brad: What a corporate kiss ass

by marc2010 June 2, 2012

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Castle Ass

The severe gastrointestinal disturbance that follows the consumption of a large volume of White Castle burgers, especially a 10-sack of cheeseburgers.

Castle Ass is the number one killer of young adult males in Wisconsin.

by Jon April 4, 2005

39๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass wipe

An ass kissing, self-inflated, "me first" son-of-a-bitch.

Jim, the office manager, was a total "ass wipe". You could always count on him to do whatever it took to may you look bad and him look good.

by fraterg May 12, 2003

178๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž