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A seemingly awkward guy who has good values and manages to get a girlfriend that is way out of his league.
That girl is a 10, and her boyfriend is a 5, he's a St. Martin.
A man who represents England to a T. Likes his tea hot, his government Crowned, and his Irishmen oppressed. May exhibit a strong attraction to those who resemble Winston Churchill. Is normally quite attractive, with a large phallus. This fact leads to unparalleled arrogance combined with the view that the Empire shall rise again. Usually has a good sense of humor (of the British variety, of course). May become obsessed with shows on any of the BBCs, no matter the quality. May be seen sporting a top hat and monocle.
Be warned, you will never win an argument against this character if your argument relies on the UK being anything but the single greatest thing to have ever existed (besides the Empire, the Commonwealth, etc etc...)
Drunkard 1: Hey, look at that hot guy! I'm going to wish him a happy St. Paddy's Day!
Drunkard 2: I wouldn't... He's a St George of England...
Drunkard 1: Fuck! But his package is so big...
Drunkard 2: As is his ego...
An admission that one is going to die soon, usually from a terminal illness or dangerous situation.
A reference to the Christian angel St. Peter, who guards the Gates of Heaven and determines whether one goes to Heaven or Hell. St. Peter calling your name would imply that it is your turn to be judged, which means you must be dead. Thus, admitting that he is “calling your name” makes it seem that a nearing death is inevitable.
Mom,
Thanks for being the greatest mother ever. I would love to tell you in person, but it seems that St. Peter’s calling my name. I wish this could’ve happened differently, but there’s nothing we can do about it now.
Love,
John
A holiday where you have to wear green or else... Also you can look for rainbows with gold at the end, 4 leaf clovers, and leprechauns, but that is something that mainly elementary and Pre-K kids do.
Tomorrow is St. Patrick's day! Remember to wear green or else...
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St. Shivvings Day is celebrated on July 31st and is to honor St. Shivvings - the guardian and protector of Kingsmere. He defended the realm with two long thin knives blessed by the old gods.
Happy St. Shivvings Day - do you have your kebobs ready for the feast tonight?
bible bashers
‘Them St leonards kids are propa bible bashers’
Might be a good alternative for anti-psychotica and anti-depressants
together with Chamomile and carrots it can do wonders !
You can make tea with St. John's wort