Anal Astronaut

n. An excessively obsequious person, who sucks up to superiors at work. Someone who practices ass-kissing to the Nth degree. An Anal Astronaut is the Master of sucking up, with the Apprentice being Butt Kisser, and the Journeyman being Chocolate Starfish Taster or Salad Tosser.

At first I thought Jeffrey was just a plain old Butt Kisser, then I thought he was a Chocolate Starfish Taster, but have since realized he is a real Anal Astronaut. He will suck up to the boss at every opportunity. I bet he offers to wipe his ass for him.

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Anal Mamba

When you stick you dick into a chicks ass, and when your done it comes out black, like the color of a Mamba Snake.

Damn son, when i pulled my dick out her ass it looked like a Anal Mamba

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Anal Carrot

Term used to describe a penis after having anal sex. Used as a derogatory term.

That dude is such an anal carrot.

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anal orbit

dingleberries that hang around the corn hole are said to be in anal orbit

that anal orbit was tremendous

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anal spewage

Anal spewage results from squeezing the buttocks muscles too frequently, resulting in anal leakage.

Your girl seems to be suffering from anal spewage, perhaps you should tend to her needs, good sir!

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anal blowout

withdrawing your penis to quick from an anus so that it causes a sudden expulsion of anal fluids

i need to go to the drycleaner she had a bad anal blowout last night

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Anal foliage

Hair found on the buttock region

Ahhh anal folage, im blind

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