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you do a little destruction of electronics then terrorise a bunch thats just what a asian does.
caused by amphetamines.
dont go over there their doind the asian twitch.
A unit of time used to measure the duration of a break when the true figure is unknown.
Person 1 - I'm going to go grab some of mama's home cooked lamb!
Person 2 - You know when your back?
Person 1 - Asian half hour...
When a guy ejaculates all over a woman’s face in missionary, and then proceeds to use the cum as eyelash liner.
Tim: Hey Jim, what’s taking so long for your girl to get ready for prom?
Jim: Hey man, I just had to help her get her Asian Pinstripes on.
A person who is an expert and much knowledgable of the Asian continent.
Mr. Thompson knows everything about Asia´s infrastructure; he is partly an Asian expert.
Successfully weaving or navigating through individual or groups of Asians who are not attentive to surroundings, personal spaces, or the speed limit. Alt: the act of driving in California.
I ended up playing Asian Pinball again this morning on the way to work when the first 3 cars I passed going under the speed limit on the 101 were being driven by Asians.
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when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.
guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
No need for mommy to remind you work hard and keep up when you have been on the A.G.
Step 1: No Phone
Step 2: Get yo math toolbox and study 24 7
Step 3: Only free time you get is on bedtime
Step 4: If you aint get no A's on math you doin it wrong
HERRO Ling Ling STUDY FOR MATH QUEEZ RA NOUW!
Mimi do not disturb, busy doing cacoolashons. On ze Asian Grind , no disrakshon mimi