A self-loathing Diaspora Asian who always tries to support the opinions of 'woke' White people, even if it means overlooking the effects that these opinions have on other Asians. They will always try to align their opinions with the ones of 'Politically correct' White people, while also ignoring Asian-Specific issues, such as lack of representation, asian hate-crimes and emasculation in media.
Incorrect white person: Asians aren't that oppressed.
Boba Asian: I agree with this!
Asian: No, we are oppressed. We suffer due to hate crimes and are depicted badly in main-stream media.
Boba Asian: Well yeah, but Other minority is more oppressed and affected worse! Asians aren't that oppressed compared to others!
Take off your Asian work boots and put on some socks. Your feet stink.
A gay queer who only loves other tonys. fe tony the tiger tony stark. but he means well for the lgbtq communtiy and the anit toaster screwing peopl
your an asian tony
Asian Suicide is just eating a lot of rice and playing League of Legends 24/7 till you die
“Did you hear how Bob committed Asian Suicide?”
The economic theory that it Asians will eventually overcome all the racism and greed and establish world domination
Gotta learn about Principal-Asian theory today in economics class
What your girl says when she is secretly getting dick from another guy.
Yeah babe, I’m just going to eat Asian takeout.
When your Asian friend is too good at navigating
Me: Do you know way to A?
Ur asian friend: follow me, I know da way
Me: in my mind (in Asian navigation we trust!)