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The opposite of, "resting bitch face" but for men who look mean, angry or frown a lot.
Wife: Honey you shouldn't frown so much.
Husband: Why, whats wrong with frowning?
Wife: Because it gives you Angry Asshole Face!
When your lady friend forces you to do something you don't want to do
Boys I want to go camping but tits are in my asshole
plural of nuke my asshole
aww man, please nuke my asshole
An asshole that becomes agape after being fucked hard. It then turns into a pink sock.
Darla has a blowed out asshole because she took Matt's Alabama king snake, for 3 hours straight.
When your friend does something stupid you say asshole shit cock
your such an asshole shit cock
1) Someone hired as a domain expert who clearly knows less about the topic then you, or that you have failed to realize that the actual domain is "charging the customer as much as possible". 2) An unbearably obnoxious and condescending SME.
That consultant who produced that flowchart is clearly a subject matter asshole
The loss of the supple softness of an asshole as a result of over using single ply toilet paper. Can be identified as chafing, bleeding, and a burning sensation that causes you to question weather Lucifer himself fondeled you.
Her: Eat my ass
Him: not with that single ply asshole of yours