Bipolar, has schizophrenia and will never leave me alone. "Yo chill with that" is his most common saying
Your starting to sound like a Brandon I can't lie..
A guy with a massive cock that’ll make your insides hurt but I’m the best way.
Friend 1: Howd that date go last night?
Friend 2: he’s a total Brandon. I can barely walk today.
He a god named Brandon and his 3 centimeter Demeter is able to pierce through your wierd uncle. He is acceptionally smart and will make u have sec with him for answers on a test. He might be Asian but ha can pack a punch. He is able to use the N word at any given moment so watch out basketball players. His trading card collection can attract any girl around him and can give bill gates ligma, he is such a Chad and is a great friend.
Brandon can see your uncle later
He’s short and a great friend you can never figure him out but he’s funny and popular but if you know him then that’s cool
Let’s hang out Brandon your cool.
A man with so much potential that has yet been realized.
"Just give Brandon some time, he'll make it eventually".
damn girl, look at Brandon over there
Got bigger titties then you
got a small dick tho