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A baseball-season burger that comes with thyme
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the National Pass-Thyme Burger, it comes with thyme!"
A special Bob's Burgers burger, might or might not include saffron
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Saffron Saff-off Burger, you should try it!"
A Halloween-themed burger that comes with kale
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Kales From the Crypt Burger, you should try it!"
A burger that comes with beets
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beets of the Southern Wild Burger, you should try it!"
A burger that comes with wasabi
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Wasabi My Guest Burger, you should try it!"
A burger that comes with kimchi
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the You're Kimchi the Best Burger, you should try it!"
When you line up 2 cheeseburgers in a row, shove your dick in the middle, and proceed to fuck a bitch. Bonus points for having the chick being a fat hoe or having Aspergers.
Dude 1: yo bro, i just had sex with the kinkiest girl last night
Dude 2: damn bitch, what did you do
Dude 1: She let me put it up her ass and pull off a double decker ass burger. I shoved my dick in the middle i and showed that slut a new world of pleasure.
Dude 2: kinky shit my dude. Now can you pull your finger out of my ass, it's beginning to hurt