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An unusual and strange paraphilia involving dragons and cars in which, well, are engaging in sexual acts.
r/dragonsfuckingcars is a popular online community dedicated to this paraphilia, often a lost redditor would stumble upon this place and would either find themselves a newfound arousal, or needing to get an eyebleach and forever be cursed with what they can't unsee.
Dragon: *Inserts its majestic penis in the car's black oil-slicked exhaust pipes
Car: Hnnnngggggg AHHHHH HARDER!!!
Dragon: *As its about to orgasm, the dragon retreats its cock and insert it to the fuel tank
Dragon: Ughh I'm gonna cum, FUCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
Car: *Gets refueled by the dragon's majestic seed
Dragon: (*Pants, *Pants) Hah, that was so good.
Dragons Fucking Cars is awesome
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A rain storm is approching and your car is dirty, so you decide to leave your car out so it gets washed by the storm.
Guy 1: "Man, your car is filthy!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but it's supposed to rain tonight so I'll just leave it out side and hit up the redneck car wash."
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one who attempts to get you to buy a lemon
sometimes, the car they want you to buy doen't even run
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Told to one who will not shut up, or one who has just made an off color or unfunny joke at an inappropriate time.
Professor: Open your textbooks to page 594.
Student 1: Haha! Snape kills Dumbledore on page 594!
*Students stare*
Student 2 to Student 1 (loudly and rudely): Go wait in the car!
Professor: As I was saying--
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A Ignorant Muscle car enthusiast that thinks only american muscle is the way to go. Some overdue it to the point where its only american v8's are good cars. "Notice how they wont talk about anything else besides the engine." Muscle car Junkies are often found hating on other peoples cars for no aparent reason, and cant tell a difference between a tuner and a ricer. They assume just because they saw a ricer with a Giant wing. Every Japanese car enthusiast is the same. Muscle car Junkies are not to be confused with the average Muscle car enthusiast that respects all other cars Or that just like american cars.A normal muscle car enthusiast that would see a (For example) A modified civic would ask him/her "What do you got under the hood? I like how your car isnt riced it actualy looks great too." While a muscle car junkie would say "RICER STUPID 4 BANGER GET A V8" They may even hate on other muscle cars because they think only THERE car is they best. Muscle car junkies also do not race in any other type of motorsport besides quarter mile drag racing. Some MAY perform in longer drags. Muscle car junkies are a disgrace to the car scene, the muscle car enthusiast, AND America period. If you run into them, Try to ignore them. Then they might have to go pick on some soccer mom driving a minivan to feel good about themselves.
Muscle car enthusiast: Nice civic What are you running under there? How much power?
Tuner car enthusiast: About 350 HP. It isnt bad at all. It handles well too. I have some suspension tuning on it that makes it handle great.
Muscle car enthusiast: It looks good too. No ricy bodykits. Just some nice Aero parts that function and look clean.
Tuner car enthusiast: Thanks I like your stang too. Must be fast.
Muscle car enthusiast: Yeah it is. Im running around the same amount of power as you. I like drag though. You drive anything else? I have Chevelle too.
Tuner car enthusiast: I have a Toyota Supra.
Muscle car Junkie: Well My Cammaro will beat all of you. My supercharged V8. Face me in a drag and see what happens. You ricer boy face me! You too! in the mustang ford sucks. My chevy will eat all of you!
Both the tuner and the muscle car enthusiast smoke the muscle car junkie leaving him at the line with his Burnt clutch from all of his useless burnouts.
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When a kid finally gets his/her first car and proceeds to fill it up with old pizza boxes, soda bottles, and chip bags. Just trash in general.
My older brother has serious first car syndrome. I always have to push the bottles and bags off the seats for me to sit.
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In Fresno,the universal meeting place for all MILF's. They gather to get their car wash, buy their kids some tasty treats, or to simply hang out. They are most commonly found driving their black Range Rovers, or "Milfmobiles", at around 10-11am on Sundays.
Jahn: "Hey are you going to Jack's Car Wash?"
Saggy: "Yeah dude all the MILFS will be there!"
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