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The cat in the hat

A very scary show in which teenagers and adults think is very scary. Don't recommend this for your child.

Now that my children have watched The Cat In The Hat, they're drug addicts!!!

by Ten Wangmo April 13, 2012

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Dont Cat

Cat referred to as pussy for example: pussy cat.

To cat out means that; dont pussy out

Dont Cat; If someone is going to wimp out or not do something; like dont cat at skipping school tomorow; or dont cat on me selling you this item.. and so on.

by Stripes1020 June 8, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cat Grenade

Noun: An improvised weapon of the feline variety. A cat grenade occurrs when one (or more) cats is/are picked up and hurled at the offending party. The Cat Grenade is the preferred weapon of the insane, meth addicts, or the Cat Lady featured in the Simpsons cartoon series.

"That crazy bitch wouldn't leave so i threw a cat grenade at her"

by Heynurse April 2, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cat Killer

A person who is too curious for their own good. Derived from the phrase "Curiosity killed the cat."

A: "Aren't you curious to know why John and his girlfriend broke up? You should try to ask him."

B: "Hey, I'm no cat killer."

by Paylardo January 30, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


cat napping

A common sexual practice.
This involves taking naps between acts of sexual intercourse in order to recover and gain an energy boost for the next session. Couples may drift between sleeping and sexual intercourse numerous times with no verbal communication or other activities outside of the bedroom.
This is probably the most productive way a couple could spend a sunday. I.e. in bed and fucking.

Joe: How was your weekend man?

Peter: Pretty mad... spent all of Saturday and Sunday cat napping with the missus.

Joe: Awesome... wish I had a cat........

Peter: ?

by qorn48 July 4, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


nyan cat

Nyan cat is the epitome of annoying. Play it loudly next to friends and watch them suffer. Results may vary from insanity, bleeding from the ears, hysteria, excessive violence and/or painful death.

YOU: I love nyan cat! ::turns on nyan cat::
FRIENDS: AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!! ::dies painfully::

by Nyancat/Chuck Norris lover April 29, 2011

49๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


silly cats

To change the subject of conversation, especially with reference to silly cats

Bridget will you marry me?

Oh look at the silly cats!

by cal June 6, 2004

33๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž