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to teabag someone but have any choice of your favorite ice cream smuged on the bottom of your sack
"haha i just gave an ice cream sack to jack!"
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Ice cream sold by a hobo. Sold in a variety of flavors such as stained shirt, used napkin, cardboard box, and wet newspaper.
Hobo: Hey, do you want any hobo ice cream?
Person: Oh yeah! Do you have used napkin?
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When a girl is sucking you off, you bust in her face and then you mushroom stamp her.
Sandy, I got cream of mushroom souped last night!
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the incapability, or capability of the male to 'cream' just about anywhere
some fellows can fuck broken glass, but i can't cream just anywhere
some fellows could fuck a bag of garbage, but i could never cream just anywhere!
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Great ice cream manufactured in the Isle of Man.
This Davison's ice cream is only available to the inhabitants of the Isle of Man (that small Isle in the Irish sea). It comes in many flavours though they are likely to be stopped with no notice at any-time. This is possible due to lack of workforce i assume as the guy who owns the business is a complete tosser and workers do not tend to stay in the job to long. Admittedly the ice cream is really good and hard to beat and the places to purchase them are cleaned to a high standard. If you ever visit this tiny Isle be sure to try this ice cream.
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Putting whip cream on a girls vagina is like rubbing a males dick with sugar
Jack: Man I love covering Tiffanys pussy with whip cream! Love that pussy whip cream!
Lilly: Oh yeah? Would you like it if I rubbed your dick with sugar?
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When someone wakes you up in the morning by jizzing on on your face.
Guy 1: What's a Cream Puff Sunrise?
Guy 2: Idon't know, it just rolls off the tongue.
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