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People who act good but deep down are bad .
Someone who will help you so they can fuck you over.
That handy man I hired seemed so nice but in reality he was a dark side lurker who stole everything.
When your best pal blanks you for days on end without as much as a text, phone call or visit.
Fuck me Mike, he has Dark Knighted us once again! I’m not sure how much more of this shit I can take. I mean I’d like to say he has good reason but I know for a fact he is just fucking pussy
Dark ass gossip; tea that you’ve never spilled about yourself
*2 am*
Henry: get ready for some dark tea
Taylor: dark tea?
Henry: no milk no sugar just straight facts
Taylor: ahhh I’m ready :)
When the reciving side of the anal intercourse is enthusiastic, while the other is less so, as he inserts himself his dick goes slightly soft bends at an awkward angle.
Went to Jenny's yesterday, boy that took A dark turn.
The remnants left behind your balls after a bout of explosive diarrhea.
I have to go home and wash off the dark matter.
When an extremely dark motherfucker cumshots into someones face.
She loved daddy's dark matter late in the night.
Look that girl just got covered in dark matter.