do the math

An activity typically undertaken by single women between the ages of 27 and 33. The objective of "doing the math" is for the woman to determine the youngest age at which she could earliest enter into a marriage and, later, have a child. The end result being that the woman determines the extent to which she will lower her standards.

Krystal: "Chrystal, I'm almost 30. Do the math. If I met a guy today, it would be at least two years before we get engaged, then another year to get married and then another year to live together before we might start trying to have a baby. That means I would be at least 33 when I have my first kid. I don't want to be 33 when I start having kids! Do you know any single guys?"
Chrystal: "No."

Pete: "I'm 30 and single."
Steve: "So?"
Pete: "....."

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booby-do

where the girls stomach sticks out farther than her BOOBY-DO...where a girls stomach sticks out further than her ttits do

friend-holy beans and rice that girls fat as shithole!

you-yep shes a booby-do

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Doing the Gloria

Good oral sex given by a sexy woman.

Casey gave me some good head last night! Wow shes Doing the Gloria too?!

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do an amir

To con money out of someone, lie or be otherwise dishonest, only to face ritual humiliation on a worldwide scale.

A moronic con artist sold a broken laptop to someone on EBay. After being denied a refund on multiple occasions, the new owner of the laptop posted incriminating foot fetish pictures along with the seller's personal information, taken from the computers hard drive, on the internet. I am sure the idiot who sold the broken laptop will never 'do an amir' again.

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to do a becky

gettin paraletic at a social event hence ruining it for all partys present, including the friends.
Named after Imogen Rebbeca Thorpe

omg shes done a becky what a cow

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doing the door

a way to masturbate
(if you're a girl)

to do the door:

1.get a door with a lock.

2.lock it while open.

3.grab the handles from behind and get a firm grip.
lift up and stable your legs tightly around the door securing your sweaty hands every so often.

4.relax and go down and go up fast and move up and down to yourself quickly.

5.have an orgasim.

i love doing the door, i did it 14 times yesterday.

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what-to-do

a state of dilemma; quandary.

I am in a what-to-do: whether to attend my gilrfriend's wedding or not.

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