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Dylan - somebody who socially lowers themselves in hopes of gaining a woman’s affection (A. K. A. a simp)
Dylan is a term used to tell people you hate them
Your such a Dylan!!!
Dylan is an ugly nonce that normally kidnaps little kids between the ages 3-14. He is really hideous and doesn’t have many friends. You shouldn’t get on the bad side of him he will completely fuck you up.
No body really likes him as he is a hoe and is rude to everyone. His mum Will leave him bc he was is ugly.
Dylan is a nonce!
Dylan: I caught a grass carp!!
Friend: I hate them
Dylan: they fight so hard
A huge nonce who like to fuck children.
Fuck off dylan you fat fucking cunt.
Dylan is the most pure and caring being you’ll ever get to meet. Witty, smart, understanding, supportive and has the biggest dump truck you’ll see while walking down the street— he really has it all. No matter how hard his day is, he’ll leave everything behind if you ever need anything, and no matter what’s he’s been through he’ll always shine brightly like a warm ray of sunshine on a rainy foggy day. He could do anything for you, even be pegged (if that’s what you’re into!) - he might even be the first one who ever makes you finish!!!!
But don’t get it twisted, he can become hostile if you ever decide to leave him: in fact, he might threaten to jump your future boyfriend every weekend with the help of his friends. If you ever encounter a Dylan, make sure to keep him tight because I garantee you it’s a one in a lifetime opportunity— infact, he might even be your 4lifer. Best of luck with your Dylan<3
“Whose is that juicy volumptuous culo?! I’ve never seen anything so majestic in my whole entire life!”
“Wow! It must be Dylan’s, no doubt.”