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A mo (moustache) on teh internets, similar to an e-mail or an e-penis.
Nerd girl: "Whoa, that guy has a hot e-mo!"
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A slang used by fucktards who don't want to take the bloody effort to type "whatever", mainly because it pisses off good people like me.
<Person> Do you like cheese?
<Person2> w/e
<Person3> Dammit, TYPE WHATEVER, YOU DUMBFUCK!
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it's a slang that is only used by people from western Saudi Arabia "Jeddah" and it means: yes, what's up or ok
1- when someone calls your name, you respond E-Wa
or
2- when you agree with someone or something, you also say E-Wa
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Someone's who's electronically challenged, and always relies on the local "computer expert" (you) to help them attach files to e-mails or download hentai. E-tards tend to be over 40 and have not once considered Googling their problem, due to the fact they might hurt themselves if they try.
They only understand your instructions after you simplify them at least three times, and never remember the names of anything related to computers. They only understand what the Start Menu is if you tell the it's "the little green button in the bottom-left corner that says Start". It is physically impossible for them to memorize and recall processes with more than three steps. Trying to help an e-tard do something more complicated than locate a file plays out like an Abbott and Costello routine from hell.
Over 95% of all e-tards use Windows (typically XP or Vista). This is due to the fact that when they bought their first computer, they didn't feel like overspending on something they wouldn't use. It's kind of ironic, since it'd probably easier for them to use a Mac (simpler design, sexy graphics everywhere).
However, the e-tard is not a creature to be hated for their ignorance, but pitied, and even sympathized with. Because, in about 30 years, when cyborgs take over the MindNet and you can't remember how to log off, you are going to be so fucked.
A typical exchange with the most common e-tard: your mother:
Your mom: Honey, how do I log out of your father's account?
You: Start Menu, click Log Off.
Your mom: Where's the Start Menu?
You: Click the Start Button.
Your mom: Where's that?
You: Bottom-left corner. It says start.
Your mom: Okay. Now what?
You: Click Log Off.
Your mom: Where's that?
You: *sigh* Lemme show you.
At this point, you walk over and log off for h-what the fuck? Did your dad really save goat porn to his desktop? Jesus Christ. How did he even find that without your help? And the filename is "goatporn_02". Subtle.
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Weed that is bought online, and sent to you in the mail, or by courier or other shipping service. Most suppliers operate through encrypted e-mail accounts.
Hey lets roll a blunt, I just got a quarter of e-weed from Hermes the Hash Trader!!!
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A person that posts racist comments on the internet. Includes any individual or entity that disseminates, reinforces or perpetuates messages of racial hate via the web. Also see e-racist and e-racism.
I can always count on the e-bigots to come out of the wood work and post fucked-up racist comments on the web every time a black person is voted off a reality show.
Example #2: I was not at all surprised by all the e-bigots that posted comments on Youtube agreeing with Michael Richards rant.
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Having an erection whilst talking to a hot girl on a webcam. This is very common amongst virgins who would first like to explore the sexual side by not getting any infections.
Yo, when I walked in to my room mate's room, he was popping an e-boner with this mighty fine white chick.
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