fruit dancing

when there’s food downstairs but you’re too lazy to go and get it

guy 1: “hey bro, there’s food downstairs.”
guy 2: “can you go and get it?”
guy 1: “what, you’re too lazy to?”
guy 2: “nah bro, i’m too busy fruit dancing.”

Jay Fruits

A guy everyone seems to have at least heard of in the state of Indiana

P1:“Who’s that goofy as dog bald guy?”
P2 “I think that’s Jay Fruits”
P1 “Oh yeah? We have like three mutual friends on Facebook”

Fresh fruit

When someone just comes out of the closet

Brendan is fresh fruit

Fresh fruit

When someone just comes out of the closet, but they don’t realize that they’ve actually been gay there entire life

Brendan is fresh fruit

fruit straw

it literally has no god damn meaning jodie

eden: fruit straw
jodie: haha another phrase that is of course meaningless

Fruit Loop Dingus

An insult used by idiots.

Ex:
Thomas: "You're a Fruit Loop Dingus!"
Jared: "Shut up, loser."

fruit bag

A man's scrotum.

"Let me show you a fruit bag" - Justin Timberlake, "Suit and Tie"