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You call in sick and you go get some food. Your boss is sitting in the next booth he see's you. He says you just got Cosby'd
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Please accept this it'll be hilarious lol
Word that got accepted lmfao
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When you actually don't have anything to do but you're just too lazy to do something.
A phrase used to stop a conversation from continuing any further.
*On the phone*
Josh: You wanna hangout next weekend?
Bob: I've got something to do...
Josh: Like what?
Bob: *Continues to exit the call*
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The only way to kill a man with four magic words
Guy 1 "fuck off ye wee specky cunt"
Guy 2 "mate, yer dogs got tets"
*guy 1 combusts into a pile of ash"
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The act or process of being “capped” to then unfortunately getting scummed immediately after.
Me: “just acquired 5 yeans mad hype bro.”
You: “dude someone licked my yeans. No maut I just got rocha’d
The only response you ever need to any person, machine, software application or alien being that suggests you should wait for anything.
Doctor "it's going to be several weeks before the test results come back"
You "Ain't nobody got time for dat!"
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When ones paper is low and you need the homeboy/girl to line you upor just need a little help with your funds
if your homeboy has somthing you want/need and you dont have simply say,"you dont got me"?
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