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To soak a mans penis into a pint of guinness and then slap a womans face with said guinness soaked penis.
Person A: Where was bob last night
Person B: I heard he was giving his wife the irish thwack
Person A: My Goodness!
Someone (usually named David) has slicked back hair and large orange beard gets penatrated by partner with Irish spring soap.
My friend David told me a tried the Irish Viking with a guy he met online.
An Irish woman's breakfast lunch and dinner when married or dating an Irishman
Yo Victoria come and get put this Irish meat sickel in your meat wallet please!
When you spit on a white girls pussy and rub it around until it’s foamy.
Damn, Bitch! Them flaps can produce some Irish Sea Foam!
When a man ejaculates in a woman’s ass, she then farts on his dick, thus creating milky poo paste bubbles on his knob. When he pulls out, she sucks his dick and the act leaves a frothy milky ass-juice upper lip.
Hey Pete, I hear your Mrs copped ‘The Irish Stout’ last night..!?
When you’re eating pussy and pour an Irish lager on it
Man Lindsey let me give her an Irish chow house last night
Have sex at your mums house and before you spaff scream MAM!!! And jump out the windows and run leaving the girl confused until your mam walks in
Guy 1:I just did an Irish getaway on that girl there
Guy 2: I did the same with your mum