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Jerking off to a Benadryl induced hallucination whilst wearing a condom.
I'm going to have a horror jerk tonight.
The youtube channel that most frequently posts about drama, cheating, karens, and being punched beacuse they are rich; could also be a question asked to if they cid something bad
1. Have have you seen that channel” Am i the jerk?” channel its so cool!
2. Am i the jerk? for hitting my mom?
The act of jerking off or masturbating while talking to a lovely voice over a prostitution hotline. This may be done only while the phone is on speaker for maximum pleasure.
Mom get the fuck out of my room,!I am trying to execute the hotline jerk!
1. Masturbating with tranquillity until you finish, then you feel immediate shame for jerking off/ jerking in (if female)
2. Jerking off the something that gives you shame (Hentai, loli porn, BDSM)
Man 1: Hey dude, I think I had a Shame Jerk yesterday. Everything was going good until I finished and then I realized jerking off to loli porn is not ok!
Man 2: same thing happens to me when I bust, except I always feel shame for doing such a disgraceful act while looking at a picture of my sister
When you beat off to geometry. Not to be confused with circle jerk.
Timmy! You better not be having a circles jerk again! That's not what I meant by do your math homework!
when you want to have a circle jerk but there’s only you and 2 other mates so you have to have a triangle shaped jerk
I can’t believe that the other lads bailed on us, i guess you, me, and our other mate will have to have an illuminati jerk.
to pretend to jerkoff (masterbate) in the air.
hey man stop air jerking thats gay