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Basically a boner, minus the hard on. Pretty much just being really fucking excited about something. Kind of like the excitment of a sudden boner.
"Dude, holy shit. I just totally toasted my pants!"
"I swear to god, after I saw her I just toasted my pants."
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What a white person might say after interacting with the police.
I was worried I would get a speeding ticket, but since he let me off with a warning I can breath just fine.
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lame excuse for not entering into any relationship. get over yourself... you're not that cool. other people aren't cool enough to hang out with you?
yeah, we went out... yeah, she was bangin and I was blingin... but I'm not going to call her back. I guess I just have really high standards.
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common euphemism used when one wishes to politely describe a potential mate as fat, ugly, slutty, or undesireable in any way
It sounds like your friend is my type, but I just have really high standards
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1) A reference to the motion picture film, "The Big Lebowski." The 'rug' in the expression refers to any coveted possession, tangable or ideological, regardless of whether or not it 'ties the room together.' Therefore, to hypothetically urinate on such a possession would be to corrupt and/or disgrace it; ruin it.
2) The act of actually urinating upon an owner's rug.
Jack: Hey man. Check out my new ride. I just got it yesterday and it handles like a dream.
John: Is the engine supposed to smoke like that?
Jack: You just pissed on my rug, dude.
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The term used to describe the feeling of weightlessness brought about by motion forces.
Bob: *drives over a big bump on the highway, at full speed in his 98 Camry with blown shocks*
Nate: Damn, my bladder just fell out of my asshole.
Another way for saying “that made me horny” or “I’m wet now”
“A tear just ran down my leg”
“Huh?”
“Oh.. Taylor’s vigilante shit performance was just.. HOT”
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