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Alexandra Marie Koenig (Alex) is a great person and so beautiful. She will care for you forever and turn #BroCkeAn with you when you are. She's always in a great mood unless you shat on her floor or talk about how hot Georgenotfound is every second. ATM, shes kinda addicted to Olivia Rodrigo and Zombie Tycoon. She's a great friends and will always be there for you and listen no matter what. Oh and ig she likes dancing too
Alexandra Marie Koenig is her full name.
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A catholic school (though often not apparent) located in historic downtown Annapolis, home of the legendary Saints. Also home to many boozers, stoners, smokers, dippers, and lax players. Considered poor because of low tuition and crappy rented public playing fields it is full of many rich preps that let you know they are rich preps. Known mostly for champion lax teams, men’s and women’s, it also has strong soccer, cross country, and wrestling teams. It is full of some of the most spirited and crazy fans know to start tailgating the day before a game (any game) starts and end several days after (win or loss). The Saints' archrival is the even richer and snottier Severn school. A school full of worthless trust fund babies who have a snowball's chance in hell in beating the Saints in anything. St. Mary's has many drawbacks but is ultimately the best school in the Balto-Annapolis area sending a national record of students to US Service Academies (9) and D1 schools (entire women's lax team) per capita. Often imitated rarely duplicated, the real Harvard on the Severn.
Woah, who is the lax chick drinking her weight over there?
Oh, she goes to St. Mary's annapolis.
Wow, talk about tough opponents, must be something they learn at St. Mary's.
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Titties that are perfect in everyway.
Damn, that girl I went home with last night had Mary Poppins titties!
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Underage girl that would be worth the jail time to nail.
I'd mary-kate and ashley your sister anytime!
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When a girl (preferably Mary Sue Coleman) watches you while you sleep and you suddenly jizz in her face and yell 'SURPRISE' !!
Everyone heard Chris yell 'surprise' when he Mary Sue Surprised the president of the University of Michigan last night..
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Isabella Marie Swan is a creep who loves old men
Wow, Isabella Marie Swan sure is a creep!
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1)Overrated
2)No talent-no acting skills whatsoever.
3)Have done no work to deserve the level of success they have-they made "full house" just because they didn't CRY when they held them up, then they plaed the baby, who only had like 2 lines per episode.
3) Had 500 other people guide theuir"careers". Dualstar was founded and run by other people, but mary-kate and ashley are in the movies, so it's successful.
4)same with their clothing line. It was founded and is run by someone else. Once in a while they PICK OUT CLOTHING. THAT'S IT.
5)Always makes the same kind of movies with the same plot because they can't act.
6)People like them and they are successful only because of their "good-girl twin" image.
The Olsens became billionaires for being twins.
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