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noun, plural Magic Johnsons
The often fantasised appendage of a muscular young male.
Jake: Bro, If i'd could name Nathan's junk; i'd call it his Magic Johnson.
When you and a partner have sexual intercourse but there is a hole in your Johnnie leading to having a baby.
I just Magic Johnsoned some chick I met in the club.
The best NIPPLES of all time!!
Yo bro this girl had magical nipl.
A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.
After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!
A magic bullet is a blender that has never been used to process food, and rather used in the processing of drugs
"bro dont tell me you've ever used your magic bullet as a blender before, i know its bullshit"
When the unthinkable happens that no one saw coming on the dating scene
Jessa: I can’t believe you got with her.
Nick: It was Meat Market Magic. Hope no one sold me short.
A nickname for the Juul. other nicknames are tragic squanch, magic launch, tragic slaunch, and also the stoichmcgoich.
Yall bois tryna go hit that magic stoich and play some fortnite