That one transgender person that was once a dude and has like crazy knowledge on naval history.
Chad: Yo! Matt! Which naval admiral took a shit on March 3, 1934?
Matt: Uh... Vice Admiral Freaky McShit did that. It was a long 6 hour dump as well.
Chad: What da hell...
A man who portrays himself as one of the boys , but secretly deep down has to fulfil his desire to dress up as a Princess and braid his girl friends pubic hairs . He was well known in the community as a fun guy up until the year 2022, which was the year he incompetently sold his balls to a women.
I don’t feel like hanging out boys I’m gonna pull a matt
Just an absolute loser. Nobody likes this guy.
I hate Matt. He’s such a loser.
For me, Matt is the most Loveable, Sweetest, Caring, Charming, I can't explain how amazing he is. He makes me so happy, well he made me happy. Matt will sometimes leave if he's going through something hard.
Person 1: Who is that?
Me: Oh, that is just Matt :)
Me: I love him <3