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An ass-kicking, free-point making, three-point shooting, son of a gun basketball player. That does not collect his SUB CLUB stamps.
Subway Employee: Sir, do you collect your stamps?
Customer: NO, I dont, but I eat here everyday.
Subway EMPLOYEE: Thats so Michael Jordan.
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Michael Guy is a guitar player from Los Angeles who has played with bands such as House Of Lords, Shark Island, Fire, and New York. Videos were directed by Michael Bay (Transformers) and be viewed on You Tube.
Michael Guy, Musician, House Of Lords, Lead Guitarist, Rockstar
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A "conservative" talk-radio host who has become a living parody of himself, and helps reinforce the stereotype of the bigoted & anti-freedom right-winger.
Like Michael Moore on the left, Michael Savage does far more harm to the Right than he will ever realize.
Michael Savage was attacking Al Gore's "campaign of global warming fearmongering", and then shortly went off on a diatribe about how most immigrants want to kill Americans.
WTF?
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The fucking King of the Ocean.
Swimmer 1) "I bet I can swim faster than Phelps!"
Guy 2) Fuck you, Michael Phelps will poo on you.
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A phenomenal professional wrestler, known for his aerial skills and mat wrestling. Sadly he was also a rodent backstage, using his stroke to manipulate the company direction, electing to turn in titles than lose them in the ring and being a general asshole. The Undertaker famously once threatened to beat him at Wrestlemania 14 as Shawn was not prepared to job to Steve Austin at the last minute. Shawn was involved in a memorable rivalry with Bret Hart. Shawn felt that he should be the WWE's top player, and his jealousy of Bret's huge international popularity and (marginally) superior pure wrestling skills drove Bret - a man who has always been said to be a true traditionalist and gentleman among greats like Mick Foley, The Undertaker and Steve Austin - to disliking him. The rivalry ensued until the infamous Montreal Screwjob, where Shawn and Vince McMahon colluded to screw Bret of his World Title. Shawn never had the international impact Bret had, and will forever be in Bret Hart's shadow, in the same way a guy like The Rock will always be in Hogan's shadow - it's the harsh truth. Politics aside, Shawn is, along with Bret Hart, one of the all time WWE greats. Folks should really judge his matches for what they are, not what sort of guy HE is/was.
Shawn Michaels may be an immature jerk, politician and all-round asshole, but he's one heck of a wrestler.
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1. a short, funny looking kid from middle-of-nowhere, pennsylvania
2. a person who has no friends
3. ugly
Ugh, look at that guy, he's SO james michael!
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22 year old, born aberdeen, comedy genuis like actual comedien.
the mike thats not dicklips.
mikamal mcintyre
Michael mcintyre is da bomb
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