Monster JAM

Monster Jam is a way of life. Everyone involved has to have drank at least 10 Monster energy drinks. Then at LEAST 10 dudes smash at LEAST 10 erect penises into ONE woman's anus while all simultaneously yelling MONSTERRR JAAAAMMMMMMMM

Monster Jam means this.

Dirty Mike and The Boys decided to get a couple of cases of Monster and bring their friend Marnie over with the intention of smashing her with many many cocks. She came over, monster was consumed, and Monsters were jammed roughly into a single hole.

"That was a solid Monster Jam the other weekend, wasn't it Marnie?"

"Yeah my anus still hasn't stopped bleeding..."

MONSTER JAMMMMMMMM.

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pocket-monster

When your penis is erect or you just have a larger than normal flaccid penis and it is placed where your pocket is and is visible from an observer's perspective

Is that a pocket-monster or is that just a roll of quarters.

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thumby monster

It's a digit that is employed in the butt.

There's a thumby monster around.

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skin monster

An unusually obese man or woman.

Rosie O'Donnell is looking more and more like a skin monster these days.

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clout monster

The act of consistant clout chasing that is regarded as being a clout shark.

My girlfriend Morgan is a clout monster cause she goes on my phone and likes her on pics on Instagram.

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Monster Lover

Someone who loves the drink Monster so much that they cannot live without it. If there was one thing they could marry it would be Monster. It is considered by them as their one true love and most importantly they consider it healthier than water.

John says, " Hey Dave I got to go my bae is calling me." Dave replies, " Who is your bae." John replies, " Monster is my bae." Dave says, "Your such a Monster Lover John".

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douche monster

When someone you thought was your friend is being annoying and won't shut up.

I.E. a douche.

You: LALALALALALALALLA

Me. God! Shut up!! You are such a douche monster some times.

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