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When you take a shit and it goes messy, wiping takes forever and it looks like melted chocolate smelling of shit.
"I'm gonna be a while in here, I've got a choccy bum!"
!) the art of tapping or stroking a man or womans bottom in a gentle maner
2) removal of fluff from a man/woman/animals bottom
1) last night i bum-fluffed my pet,it was disgusting but needed to be done!
2) my wife likes me bum-fluffing her,i sometimes like to catch her off guard by gently touching her bum when she least expects it
When someone is in a bad mood akin to a toddlers tantrum
When it got towards the end of the night Gavin had one mighty shitty bum going on!
When you have consumed a whole fruit or some sweet corn and it pops out when you trump...
part parp
Those bum pip are going straight in the greenhouse, next years crop will be special parp..
The term used when two people of any sex create a tunnel by pressing their bare bum cheeks together, usually for the purpose of a third male party to insert their penis for sexual pleasure.
“Ryan rang at lunchtime to invite Mike and i round tonight for a bum tunnel and a curry”
George “Would you like my wife and I to bum tunnel you?
Me “no”
The act of offering a bum a warm meal in a restaurant with the inent to stick him/her with the check, aka reverse bum, after eating.
Employed citizen: Hey why don't you come with me to get something to eat.
Bum: wkhdujtzye...ok
-Moments before meal is completed-
Employed citizen: Wow that was good. I'm going to go to the restroom; excuse me.
Employed citizen then takes off for the door thus not paying for the meal or completing a reverse bum on the homeless person.