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(v.) Act of a woman giving the balls/grundle/junk the motorboat effect. Studies have shown this to be most enjoyable... especially while eating corn beef hash.t
The Penis Motorboat...
By Patrck J. Ferro, Jr.
Narrated by Jason Blank
What happened was... I woke up one morning and I came out of this persons house which I didn't know wher eit was. And I saw a blue sky. And as I called my friends, they were like where are you, and I was like, I don't know, but I just saw a blue sky and went. So... I walked that way. And after a couple of blocks, I arrived at the ocean. And at the ocean I found a bar, which could have been a gay bar, And I saw the nice grass on the frontal area, and across the street, another nice bar, because I was still drunk, and to this day I have never been back there, But, they had the best corn beef hash. And, as I was eating this corn beef hash, they told me to let my nuts dangle, and I did. And I am not sure what kind of creature it was, but as I was eating this corn beef hash, my nuts were dangling, and this creature came up between my two balls, and motor boated the shit out of them. And it was amazing. This cornbeef hash is delicious as my nuts feel like they are on a bed of roses. There is no greater feeling than a penis motor while eating corn beef hash.
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The thought of a person or a thing that mentally crawls inside you and interferes in your day-to-day activities. It consumes your every thought and hinders your way of life. Much like the fish it was named after (the Candiru) which crawls inside you and lives inside, so do these thoughts.
George: What’s your problem?
Izzie: My problem…is you. You’re my penis fish.
George: Your what?
Izzie: You’ve crawled in and latched on, and now I can’t move, or talk, or think, or even pee without the necking feeling that something is eating through my organs!
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A whimsical term for a guy who kind of acts like an alpha male, but still comes up short.
What's up Penis boy? Are you tearing into those business reports, or what?
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after i fucked the skank, she had my penis butter all over her cunt
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The hair that engulfs the male animal's genitalia
That dog sure needs a penis hair trim
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when you are home alone bord...you take the the fourskin and pull it over the head of the penis causing it to shrink and disapear until all you see is a minature vagina.
dear god willie i cant believe your packing the penis...aint seen that since skuffy mcguee
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