i'm your huckle bearer

Pall Bearer - handles on caskets are called Huckles.

Doc Holiday (Val Kilmer) in Tombstone says "I'm your huckle bearer" which has been misquoted as "I'm your huckleberry"

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I would, but I'm pregnant

an excuse for doing nothing, used by women as a reason for not doing things that anyone else can do without a second thought

make the beds? i would, but I'm pregnant..

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I'm in some deep bread

It means you're in pain, whether physical, mental, or emotional at the time

"I was in some pretty deep bread for a couple of months after the divorce, but I'm learning to cope."

"I'd love to be able to help you, but I'm in some deep bread mentally and should really take care of that"

I'm not happy Bob. NOT HAPPY.

A phrase used by Mr. Incredible's boss when he is not happy with him.

Boss: "I'm not happy Bob. NOT HAPPY. ask me why"
Bob: "Okay. Why"
Boss: "Why what? Be specific Bob!"
Bob: "Why are you unhappy"

I'm gonna get the milk.

You really messed up

Dad "I'm gonna get the milk."
Son "Ok"
Son (5 years later) "Dad?"

I'm literally about to snap

I really am

The void is losing my name I'm literally about to snap

only when I'm pregnant

A male person's definitive "never" response. Puts to rest the relentless drunk friend-of-friend who tries to force you into a flase confession.

Drunk FoF: "Dude, would you ever consider nailing Snooki?"
Dude: "No."
Drunk FoF: "Not even if your were drunk?"
Dude: "Never."
Drunk FoF: "Even if you're drunk, horny, and she's playing with your balls?"
Dude: "Only when I'm pregnant."