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The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep, most commonly during the afternoon.
I'll meet up with you later tonight, right now I just want to go home for a little wank n' tank to recharge.
mother fucker who is the ultimate arsehole, and no matter how hard he/she trys evrybody will hate. i.e.
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When you are in a hurry to get to your grandmother's funeral and you have to quickly bust one out in the Loaf-n-Jug stall whilst one other man is next to you in the urinal enjoying the sweet harmony of your grunts and wheezes.
Oh no! It's my grandma's funeral! I better wank my schmeat to replace the whipped cream on the pie for later!
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An excuse or a reason that guys use if they fuck an ugly or fat chick.
Jim: I can't believe you fucked that fat chick last nite
Bob: Better than a wank
Jim: True, true
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When a male masturbates so excessively in a limited timeframe that no more ejaculate is produced upon completion of any subsequent masturbatory sessions until the reserves are replenished.
Mate, we both know what you're going to do with your day off. You're going to sit there, put private browsing on on your computer, and wank yourself dry
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As appose to working from home.
Seth enjoyed working from home, although, he prefered to call it wanking from home because he could thump the one eyed purple headed bishop to his hearts content.
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Founded in San Diego in the early 90's, this truly is the 'Good Morning Vietnam!' of wanks. When one seeks to relieve one's self by striping bollock naked at a full length hotel window and masturbating aggressively, allowing the whole world to see your unrelenting cum face. The individual must place their right hand flat against the window, with back arched in the most perverse way without comprising the ability to apply sufficient vinegar strokes. On ejaculation, the participant must uncontrollably spray their manhood all over the transparent pane for the welcoming world to see.
Fuck me Eric, I just walked in on Hugh Jackman throwing out a San Diego Wank! You should av seen the look in his eyes - he looked like he wanted to Wolverine someone!
No pussy tonight lads - I'm gonna fire back to my room, bang the lights on, and have myself a killer San Diego Wank for old times sake. Snort some Richard, and then wank some more.
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