P-BEG

(Pee-Beg) noun. Acronymn for Psycho-Bitch Ex Girlfriend.

1. A female who does not realize that breaking up meant that you are no longer together.

2. A female who stalks one's female friends on popular sites such as Myspace and Facebook.

3. A female that attempts to invoke jealousy by pretending to engage is a relationship with another individual (often said individual is said to be a doctor, Army Ranger, Firefighter, Lawyer, Surgeon, etc) as to provoke the person initiating the breakup into desiring to re-establish a relationship with said female.

4. A female who flaunts a current relationship with another individual in an attempt to extract knowledge about the former boyfriend's current relationship.

"Dude, I should have known better when my P-BEG told me she was 28 but was really 33"

"Did I tell you about the time my P-BEG, after dating for 6 months, then informs me she was previously married"

"One day when I was at work, my P-BEG went onto Facebook and friended all my female friends."

"Now my friends are terrified of my P-BEG and will not hold a conversation with me for more than 2 minutes"

6👍 11👎

P- Funk

shortened name for the 70's disco band Parliament-Funkadelic, who are known for having 9 members. The most famous member is one of their two bassists, Bootsy Collins

"In the 70's, everytime P- Funk came on at a party, a fight broke out somewhere"

9👍 19👎

P spot

spot above the urinal in men's restroom so you don't look at the guys penis at the urinal next to you

So people won't think you're gay, you focus on a spot on the wall ahead, the
P spot.

35👍 101👎

P Unit

An awesome rap parody straight out of Princeton.

Did you hear P Unit's new song? It totally trashed 50 cent and G Unit.

30👍 83👎

p town

Pacifica, California.
Pacifica has been P-Town for the past ten years.

There is nothing to do in P-Town. (Except smoke weed)

38👍 109👎

p funk

What is left on the sheets after sex.

EWW-there's some p funk down there.
Pussy/Penis funk

48👍 142👎

P-Town

P-Town, known in New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Long Island to be Paterson, New Jersey, one of the most dangerous cities on the northern east-coast with the exceptions of Camden and Newark (aka: Brick City)

Stay away from the Alabama Projects in P-Town.

18👍 46👎