paper steak

Dried jiz between the pages of a porno mag

I found a porno mag in the bushes but the pages were stuck together with paper steaks

cuttin' paper

One that has a daytime job, usually being paid by the day, week, or biweekly, as opposed to one in a professional position with a salary.

I'm cuttin' paper with this job at the recycling plant.

Black paper

Japanese nori, sea weed paper.

!: hey man, do you have black papers?
?: oh yea, i do. get this.
!: thanks man, gonna make Sushi roll.
?: awsome!

brown paper bag special

When the girl has a nice body but her face is ugly you put a brown paper bag on her head

Alyssa has a nice body but ugly face so Shes a brown paper bag special

Vertical Toilet Paper

The act of putting a toilet paper roll vertical on the holder to show your gay lover he can sneak in when your wife is asleep tonight. This is an advanced move that needs at least a level 5 peeping Tom as the male mistress. Is common among boys/men names Chris that have long skinny dicks and gigantic mushroom tips. Beware.

Hey Tony look out for my “Vertical Toilet Paper” tonight ;).

Let Mo know he missed out on my “Vertical Toilet paper”

meme paper

a college degree

Even though I have a meme paper, I can't find a job in my industry.

Boilet paper

Toilet paper used after a particularly hot meal, especially including alcohol.

The first wipe was namebrand toilet paper, but the second was boilet paper.