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When you plop your nutsack in someone's eye, and they'll grunt in anger. Thinking, "Fuck you bitch!" you kick them in the shin. As your partner is extremely pissed off, hobbling and wearing an eyepatch, you laugh your ass off.
I am SO pissed at him right now, I want to surprise angry pirate him!
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A Bush League Pirate is a person that allows others to run
his/her life.
Why is he being such Bush League Pirate? He used to be cool. Look at that turtle head drinking O'Douls. I bet he queefs too.
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A person who has the talents of no other. Has a best friend, and is truly lucky to obtain her as one. Wears no eye patch, yet is one who is of a pirate. Is a midget, but not by definition. And most of all, extrodinairy! (Also referred to as PME)
Beckham: Hey there Pirate Midget Extrodinaire!
Pirate Midget Extrodinaire: I am lucky to have you as a best friend, Beckham.
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International talk like a pirate day is celebrated on sept. 19 every year. its a day when EVERYONE, not just internet people, talk like pirates! its super fun, so try and make it as popular as you can and get you whole office/school doing it!
guy 1: ahoy me matey!it be international talk like a pirate day!
guy 2: oh, really? thats nice.
guy 1: no ye bloomin land lubber! ye be having to talk like a pirate t'day.
guy 2; no, n othats ok id kind of feel rather uncomfo...
guy 1: AAARRR YE SCURVEY DOG! THAT BE IT! WALK THE PLANK FER YER PIRATE HATIN' WAYS!!
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adj; A person (man) who likes to ram other men in the anal cavity with their erect penis.
You sir, are an anal jousting butt pirate.
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only the most ballin' thing ever. turns regular english into ol' pirate dialect. EVERYTHING is in pirate language. personal favorites are bewitched portraits(videos), find this pleasin' to the eye(like), month o' showers(april), be wheghin' in(commenting), bottled message(new message), grains o' sand(seconds), has gone ashore(signed off),one grog fest sighted(one event invite), shots o' rum,(minutes)livery bilge raps be sendin' ye news(updates)....... the list goes on.
this english(pirate) language on facebook. is hilarious! lol, i reported someone and it said "report this here landlubber t'Cap'n and make em walk the plank!"
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Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
To go kicking evil's ass whenever there's a scare.
He’s got a mean lean katana and some cool facial hair.
And Whenever there is trouble he's gonna be right there!
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Now who’s the Samurai robot who always wins?
The Swashbuckling Savior who’ll absolve your sins?
Who Traveled back in time and chopped off Hitlers head?
Who won the civil war and came back from the dead?
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
In three days time he'll rise again.
When it comes to acting stealthy he scores a ten!
Instead of Chinese stars he throws unlevened bread!
Then he drinks a pint of spirits straight to his head.
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Who diced up Pol Pot like Teriaki Steak?
Who gave the great Ghangis Kahn all that he could take?
Who used his massive cyborg arm to crush the Axis dead?
Who pumped the Germans in the Rhine full of Pirate lead?
Who kung fu kicks anyone who sells mind altering drugs?
Who'll infect a robber with scurvy for everyone he mugs?
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus is better than all other Jesuses.
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