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An Italian/Irish midget who jacks off with a slice of pizza:
and eats pasta sexualy;)
How to Impress Kieran:Show up naked, Bring Beer.
Dad:"umm Kieran why does your cruch smell like pizza?"
Kieran pizza mayn :"it was hungry..."
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a reward or bribe for kissing/making out with someone
Emily earned a personal pan pizza last night with David
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a sex position that involves tomato sauce, cheese and sausage in which you put the following items on the vagina and eat it.
Mike: "dude i had a fun time last night with my date"
Jim: "what did you do?"
Mike: "I Italian pizza bagel'd her, she enjoyed it alot"
Jim: "dude your gross"
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Its when the puss puss is very soft like pizza dough.
She had one of those pizza dough puss
A pizza restaurant within Florida, U.S.A. ,that isn't widely known. You can use Google Maps to see for yourself as I'm not allowed to enter links.
John: Hey Tommy have you been to Fat Daddy's Pizza? Tommy: Yes!
During sexual intercourse, when the blood of a popped hemorrhoid is used as lubricant for anal sex. At the moment of climax, the man orgasms in the mouth of his partner.
When she bent over, I realized she has the perfect hemorrhoid for the Pennsylvania Pizza Roll. sex anal lube alabama hot pocket kentucky klondike bar
A pointless work policy, but can be used to harm you if not adhered to.
I said "have a nice day" instead of "have a great day" again and they gave me a written warning for not following the scripting. Fucking pizza cutter policy nonsense.