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Polish a Rocket

Form science fiction: means to fly your rocket. As a rocket travels thru interstellar space, it collides with micrometeorites of various metals, often silver or iridium, and gain a smooth, silver, polished surface.

Commander Tom was the best pilot who ever polish a rocket to Orion and back.

by jackdeath May 30, 2021


Socket rocket

Finger blasting with a electric cord

John: I socket rocketed myself last time

Tom: your gay

by Cumcoconigger May 2, 2021


Taint Rocket

When the dick pops out during sex and goes right into the taint

Ow I’m still sore from getting Taint Rocketed last night

by Fatshotgunner August 2, 2020


communist rocket

When you pull out and got period blood all over your johnson...

"After I finished I noticed she was totally in heat man, shit looked like a murder scene , communist rockets from the USSR bro.

by Tillllyy November 25, 2017


Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket

Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket: Slang name for the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.

Brenda fancied Jonny quite a lot. So leaned over and whispered in his ear, "after lunch i would like a go on your pump action yoghurt rocket please."

by yupyepyep June 4, 2017


ab rocket

Not only for an ab workout, but also used sexually. To shoot one's load on a woman's stomach.

Man, you should've seen the ab rocket i launched on Sara.

by suburbanmommy January 10, 2012


snut rocket

When a man is about to bust a cumshot, but when he exhales before, he shoots out a snot rocket onto your sexual partner.

Emily: “ew I can’t believe you just busted a snut rocket on my skirt

by Nutella to go bar October 11, 2023