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One person has a gun and shoots oneself
1:Wanna play some •single player Russian roulette• .
2:Sorry mom says I can’t play without my uncle from Alabama.
when you spit a loogie into a girl’s vagina, then blow a cloud of cremè broulè Juul smoke up there. once you start laying down the pipe and the smoke squeezes out, RUSSIAN CREAM PIE.
“I gave her a Russian cream pie, then she left me on read the next day.”
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A complete copyrighted version of "Bill Nye the science guy" But a better version of it. He works undercover as a spy instead of a boring science guy. He likes to say "Cyka Blyat" And "ALLAHU AKBAR"
Its Bill Nye the Russian Spy wow
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When a female has sex with multiple partners who all wear condoms, but she only pokes a hole in one of them and mixes them up before distributing.
So I had Coors Light guy, Heineken guy and Guinness guy over last night and we played Russian baby daddy roulette.
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When several of a females guy friends cum into a bowl, then mixed up and inserted into her with a turkey baster and hope they aren't the one to get her pregnant
Son, you were born by Russian roulette turkey baster.
Also known as the 45th President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.
Can you believe that Fetid Russian Cum Sock said he would commit felonies again to win the presidency?
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A darkly tongue-in-cheek “syndrome” that has been coined to capture the ugly fact that dissenting Russians are repeatedly being murdered via poisonings, mysteriously falling from towering balconies or just run-of-the-mill unexplained disappearances, at the behest of the Kremlin.
Putie the Warmonger has always flaunted his unrestricted power by publicly eliminating uppity Russians and blaming it on Sudden Russian Death Syndrome since it effectively scares the shit out of others who may be contemplating disobedience themselves.