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To be in a sticky situation, where you are getting fucked regardless. There is no winning
A cooler way to say stuck between a rock and a hard place, like cigarette lit on both sides. Can’t do nothing about it
is when you gingerly GINGERLY!!!!!
slide your hand down the musky leathery crook of your swath. Eagerly sniff your thumb webbing and become completely appualed by the combined stench of sack sweat and bowel residues.
What the fuck Jesse? did you just give yourself a "side handed ape gribbler" because your hand totally reeks of frumunda.
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An upper west side boy has blonde hair blue eyes and is a self entitled and low key snobby brat who most likely wants to go into investment banking or live off their parents and be a artist. To live on the upper west side you must either be a annoying Jew with a name such as (Matthew Edney) or snobby wasp with some rediculous name like (Coke O'Neal IV) these people lie about how much money they make to keep their cheap ass rent controlled apartments.
Person A: I wonder how much that upper west side boys parents pay in taxes.
Person B: they probably hide all their money so they can keep their rent controlled appartment.
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When you know you're gonna mentally die in a challenging event.
Dammit, I got a test tomorrow. See you on the other side!
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Born to parents out of wedlock
William felt the townsfolk looked down on him because he was born on the wrong side of the blanket.
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A very good cunnophile (oral sex)--respectful, attentive and thorough.
Gal 1: My hook up last night gave the best oral sex I've ever had. I'm going back for more.
Gal 2: Sounds like they had good carpet side manners.
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When you are nice to someone to their face then talk smack behind their back. Synonym of Two Faced.
I found out you side talked me to John.
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