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Covering your partner in garlic mayo and masturbating onto them. You then lick them clean, unaware of what is your sauce and what is garlic mayo
"Gave Anna a sloppy giusseppi last night. I didnt know she had such a fucked up fetish"
When you cum in someone’s mouth then shake their head to froth it up , then they spit it in your ass , you then proceed to squish the goop in your ass , this is when a friend comes in the room to lick the remaining splooge out of your asshole.
Hey bro my friend and I did a sloppy jalopy Bryant with some random chick we picked up in the club last weekend
When you catch your gf cheating and sneak up and anally penetrate the dude she’s cheating with
Caught Jessica cheating and snuck up and sloppy Nathaned that asshole she was fucking.
An unbelievably uncomfortable turd, somehow tacky but also damp and very loose. Cross between Mr whippy and sloppy joes
Also see Mr Joes
I didn’t get to the toilet in time today and left a sloppy whippy in my tighty whiteys.
When someone brushes there hair over your lap and gives you a really wet blowjob. Forming a warm moist sheet of hair over your junk.
Bro 1: Oh dude last night she finally let me do it.
Bro 2: you don't mean...
Bro 1: yeah man she gave me a combover sloppy. She grew it out just for me.
When you eat sloppy unhealthy food like McDonald's/burger king as opposed to eating clean food like eggs or chicken.
I caught my friend eating sloppy at burger King the other day smh
When you're eating ass and then your partner has diarrhea directly into your mouth.
Friend One: "What are you guys talking about?"
Friend Two: "Your mom is going to die."
Friend Three: "Oh no, that means I wont be getting anymore sloppy brownies!"